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    My hand grazed over things, some sharp, others smooth, but I felt something kind of... rough? I grasped the object firmly and pulled it out. It was a folded piece of paper. I opened it to see something drawn on it. I turned the paper a couple times, trying to make sense of the black lines.
    "... Okay I have no idea what this is," I declared. A second later it was snatched up by Alfred as he scrunched up his eyes, trying to figure out what is as well.
    "Okayyyy, who put in the picture of a rock?"
    "It's not a rock! It's mein awesome picture of Gilbird!" I turned to look at a albino man with a yellow bird sat upon his head. I stared at the bird and OH. MY. GOD. It was just the cutest thing!
    "Heh, sorry Gilbert, but to be fair you really suck at drawing." Gilbert started to pout a little at this, but his smile came back a moment later as his eyes landed on me.
    "Kesesese~ I bet your just jealous, because I get to be alone with this your hot best friend," Gilbert said, smirking a little at the end. Alfred just stared at him.
    "Ya, okay dude. Whatever you say." Alfred then pushed us in the closet and closed the door. It was quiet for a couple seconds, until I spoke up.
    "So, that bird on your shoulder is Gilbird?"
    "Kesese, yea, I found him a couple years ago. Some unawesome idiot left him on the street to starve." I could sort of see in the dark and I could make out Gilbird with wide, sparkling eyes. I couldn't help it anymore and took Gilbird quickly, but carefully, off Gilbert's shoulder.
    "He is just SOOOO CUTE!" I giggled as Gilbird chirped and nuzzled his head against my cheek. While I was so busy with Gilbird, I didn't notice it become completely quiet in the closet. Then I felt something grab my butt. Everything froze. I turned to see Gilbert with a smirk and his hand on the back of my jeans (Your butt). I deadly glare could be felt throughout the closet and I set Gilbird on my shoulder.


~Outside the Closet~


    "It's been really quiet in there. Do you think the chicka is okay?" Antonio asked, looking over at Alfred.
    "Trust me, the dudette can take care of herself."
    "Are you su-"
    "GILBBBBBEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRT!" A harsh yell came from the closet and there were a bunch of crashes and Gilbert yelling something about his 'awesome face being too awesome to punch.' Alfred looked back over at Antonio.
    "Told you so."


    I walked out the door, saying goodbye to my newly become friends.
    "Hey, [Name]?" I turned to see Elizaveta with a drunk Gilbert by her side, "can I borrow your car? I want to take Gilbert home so he doesn't get into any trouble." I stared for a moment.
    "I'll take him home."
    "What? Oh, that's not necessary [Name]! I can do it."
    "Nah, it's fine. I was going home, anyways. Just tell me where he lives and I'll take him home." After a LOT of convincing, Elizaveta finally let you take Gilbert. She told you the address and went back in Alfred's house for the rest of the party. I got Gilbert into the passenger seat and got into mine. Looking over, I sighed. 'Right he's drunk. Of course he won't be able to put his seat belt on.' I reached across the small gap between the driver's seat and the 'shot gun' seat. Unbeknownst to you, Gilbert was completely sober and was staring at your breasts (If you are a girl, you can understand wearing a low top and bending over, right?).
    The ride was pretty quiet, except for the couple of slurred (acting) drunkard in the seat next to me. I got to Gilbert's house and hopped out of my car. I went to Gilbert's side and helped him out and to the door. As I tried the handle, I realized it was locked. I looked under the welcome mat and in the plant by the door. Nothing. I then looked back at Gilbert, who was having a (fake) staring contest with the wall. 'He must have his keys on him.' I walked over and told him to stand still as I reached into his pockets, searching for the metal object. I finally found it stuck under his phone. I turned and unlocked the door. I turned back to get Gilbert inside, when a pair of lips crashed into mine. I noticed there was no alcoholic smell or taste in his mouth. 'He was sober the whole time?!'
    "Thanks for the pat down, [Name]." He placed a piece of paper in my hand and walked inside, closing the door behind him. I looked down at the paper.
    Call me. 453-473-9587  -Gilbert. (Fake number... don't actually call it) Underneath the writing was another badly drawn Gilbird.


Ich liebe dich.
(I love you.)
It's the awesome Prussia!!!!

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I do not own Hetalia or you.
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:iconmybat:
mybat Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Student General Artist
Badly drawn gilbird, I could just imagine that!
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DragonStorm118 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Opperatore if I call this number will I get gilberts home or cell '*'
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patricia02au Featured By Owner Edited Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Huh...*Gilbird sits on my shoulder*Oh hi Gilbird! :D
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TheOneAndOnly-K Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*realizes* ...I didn't give Gilbird back...YES!
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LandOfWonder Featured By Owner Edited Jul 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Yay! Payback by stealing the cute Gilbird!
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HanaFa732 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
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Initially-Haha, yes! Gilbert gets powned.

Later on- Oh that sick son-of-a...

Ending- Now that I know, I'll throw something at his window. 
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LoveyouCry Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD fricking Gil! I knew you were to Awesome to get drunk XD
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PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Student Writer
too awesome indeed
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LoveyouCry Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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JZFinland-1 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish that number was real...

And Gil, that wasn't awesome.

It was clever... But not awesome.
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HanaFa732 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
IKR. I'll throw something at his window, you?
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JZFinland-1 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd kick his five meters
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HanaFa732 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooh, can I join you? *Holds up tablet in camera mode*
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JZFinland-1 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Of course! but how bout, instead of kicking him, we get even. I don't feel as if one blow would be enough. We need to humiliate him by..... lets say, a prank? and we could get it all on camera~! *pats the tablet*
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HanaFa732 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sounds awesome, (oops, pun not intended,) but I think we need to move this conversation to someplace more private.
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JZFinland-1 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*glances around* follow me *grabs wrist and pulls along*
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xCheesey Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again."
CRAP. 
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nalalaboomdeea Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014
...I want to try this number....

good story btw
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109144 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT TURNS OUT IF YOU DO.XD
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nalalaboomdeea Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
part of me fears the out come
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109144 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Same. But my friend phoned a random number once that belonged to a really nice guy in California...
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nalalaboomdeea Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
...hahah you serious? That's awesome
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109144 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah. They're good friends right now and she's fangirling at how cute he is.

A bit jealous.
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nalalaboomdeea Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014
ahaha nice.

And how cute is he?
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109144 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Not sure. Black hair, pale face, blue eyes...a damn nice upper body...

That's what she said, that perv.
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Kriskitt Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Artist
it may be fake but it makes me wound if it is someones number O3O
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MonkeyingAround11380 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I truthfully just hit random numbers :3. But you can try it if you want. I mean, it's not like I can stop you, can I?
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Kriskitt Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Artist
XD
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